Wishlist

1. Every new colour in Chanel’s SS11 nail varnish collection.
2. About 3 Topshop dresses, 2 Lipsy dresses from work, and multiple items from River Island yes, I said River Island…)
3. A pair of prescription Chanel glasses. (#stylewhore)
4. White Keds and Cons.
5. A new Blackberry and a jelly case for it. Preferably in light purple.
6. Pastel nail varnish colours so my nails look like assorted flavours of sorbet.
7. Lipstick in every suitable shade.
8. Those Jeffrey Campbell….oh fuck it, every pair of shoes Jeffrey Campbell makes.
9. Black coated jeans (Topshop? Can you hear me?)
10. And about 50 things from ASOS. All of which will make me look like I’m 5 and about to skip off down a rabbit hole to wonderland, but fuckitidontcareillbealiceifiwanttoandthatsthatbitches.

I’d also like someone to fund all of this. Please and thanks.